the Journal of Universal Rejection
respectfully solicits manuscripts on
"The State of the University"
• Learning lagging?
• Tuition taking off?
• Journals jinxed?
• Adjuncts agitating?
• Horrendous hazing?
• Police presence?
• Problem not easily expressed with alliteration?
→ We want to hear about it at the Journal of Universal Rejection. Send your opinion piece to email@example.com (signed or anonymous).
We'll blog your letter at Reprobatio Certa, Tweet wildly about it, and ultimately reject you. (We are pro status quo.)