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Monday, January 16, 2012

The Contents of Our Stocking

RE: Your empty submission of 12/25/2011

Dear Michael,

What, were we bad at the Journal of Universal Rejection this year?  No Christmas present?  Even Santa gave us something this year--though granted, its chemical structure looked like this:
image by Karol007; Wikimedia Commons

We cannot accept your piece.  Had you submitted on Michaelmas, perhaps you'd've had mas suerte (pero probablemente no.)

Happy New Year,

Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection
Twitter: @JUnivRejection

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