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Monday, January 16, 2012

The Contents of Our Stocking

RE: Your empty submission of 12/25/2011

Dear Michael,

What, were we bad at the Journal of Universal Rejection this year?  No Christmas present?  Even Santa gave us something this year--though granted, its chemical structure looked like this:
image by Karol007; Wikimedia Commons

We cannot accept your piece.  Had you submitted on Michaelmas, perhaps you'd've had mas suerte (pero probablemente no.)

Happy New Year,
Caleb

--
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection
Twitter: @JUnivRejection

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