Dear Prof. W ,
Thank you for submitting your paper about the error function, erf(x), and its inverse, to the Journal of Universal Rejection. Our review has been very thorough.
We began by looking for errors in your paper. By pressing ctrl-F and then typing 'error,' we were able to find 8 'error's in your paper. The first 'error' was already there in your title, and the second was in your first sentence!
I am sorry, but we do not publish two-page papers with 8 errors!
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection