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Thursday, December 22, 2011

Crass Precedent

In September some bigshot wrote
I suggest that you allow the submission of previously published articles.
and giving some reasons, blah, blah.  Well, we finally got back at them:


We do allow the submission of previously published articles.   You have not read our webpage closely enough.  Put on your glasses.

I am not sorry it has taken me so long to respond.  Why is everyone always apologizing for that?  I had a lot of other important stuff to do (e.g., pick my nose and watch YouTube videos). 

Also, I'm not going to apologize for any crassness in this message.  Here at JofUR we usually hold our noses above the fray, sniffing only the highest flowers climbing up the sides of the Ivory Tower, then wiping our proboscides gingerly with silken handkerchiefs.  But today we are commemorating the December 18, 1982 takeover of the Zig Zag Club by the anarchistic punk band Crass.  We're a few days late, but who f*ing cares?

Barest regards,
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection

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