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Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Acceptable Topics

Dear R          ,

Thank you for enquiring about what I would like to read.  That was very thoughtful.  You're right, most people just send some junk they've already written without caring one whit about my feelings.

Because you were so generous, I thought I would also be so, and give you a choice of topic.  Acceptable topics are:
(A) In statistical modeling of reductive theories, how can you reformulate the reduction problem as a measurement problem?
(B) Who is John Howard, and what did he found?
(C) Grasshoppers.
(D) What is the answer to this question?

Best of luck,

Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection

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