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Thank you for submitting "Spread your Wings, Poet!" to the Journal of Universal Rejection.
I have found that my birthday suit works very well as a bird-suit. As my almost-two-year-old son and I run through the house flapping our wings, it is fast enough for us, and the little stairs we jump down are high enough. I reject all the rigamarole about the bird-suit, farm, tractor, zipper, suitcase, Massey-Ferguson flying-machine, Klaxon horn-switch, Sears Tower, parachute ... you get the picture.
My son liked the tractor bit; your submission is rejected.
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection