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Sunday, July 3, 2011

The Youngest Rejector

Dear Dr. Thermosquel,

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Therefore your submission is rejected.

Best regards,
Caleb

p.s.  My son took over the rejection letter for awhile but I have wrested the computer back from him.  I regret your rejection could not have been more sensical.

Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection

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