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Sunday, July 10, 2011

The Shortcomings of Your Proposal

Dear K,

Thank you for submitting to the Journal of Universal Rejection.  Unfortunately for you this editor is 6'2" tall, and did not take kindly to the Modest Proposal put forth that all heights be capped via surgery at 5'2".

And so I'm Swiftly dropping this rejection on you from a great height (like a bird, yeah, a bird struck by a stone, yeah).

How is the weather down there? 
Caleb

--
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection

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