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Wednesday, July 20, 2011


Dear Dr. Dunkelbach,

Finally that mystery is solved!  I've always wondered why the pigeons walked like that.  A single muscle!! The solution is so ridiculously apparent that of course everyone had missed it until now!  I applaud you sir for your efforts at making this world a better place. 

Sadly you sent your brilliant work to a dead-end / cul-de-sac / No Outlet street.  We are forced (by a muscular twitch bending the joint twixt thigh and shin) to reject your work.  However, since your work was so seminal, so important, so mind-bending, I will go ahead and forward it for consideration in Science and Nature on your behalf.  Trust me, I have pull with those folks because they really admire JofUR.  (Their emulation of us is a little pathetic, but don't tell anyone I said that.)

Best regards,

Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection

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