Dear avid readership, we have an !!!EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT!!! While many of you celebrated the birth of a nation a couple days ago by exploding copious amounts of gunpowder near my sleeping son, the real fireworks should have been saved for today's announcement. In honor of the adoption of the dollar as the official currency of the US on July 6, 1785, we have decided to have a !!!SPECIAL EVENT SALE!!!
For the next week, a year's subscription to JofUR can be secured for 50% off the cover price. That is four lovely issues of JofUR can be ours for a mere £60.
!!!BUT WAIT, THAT'S NOT ALL!!! In honor of the adoption of the dollar, we will even accept $60.