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Monday, May 2, 2011

The POEM from POEM

We received a POEM entitled POEM from someone named POEM.  You might guess what the text was.

Dear POEM,

Thank you for submitting POEM to the Journal of Universal Rejection.

We read your work POEM closely.  The text was brilliant, frankly.  When you used the word 'POEM' it was quite a crescendo.  Your work transcended meta.  It was transcendmetal.  Also transcendmental.  I was left breathless, before breathing in again, as a new person.

Sadly I must let you know that we cannot publish POEM

Sincerely,
Caleb

--
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection


I was so inspired by POEM's POEM, that I had to write again:

FYI, I was inspired to write

REJECTION
by REJECTION
REJECTION


You may regard this as a second response to your piece if you wish.

--
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection 

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