Thank you for your submission "What do octopuses eat?" to the Journal of Universal Rejection.
Your poem showed masterful use of syntax, punctuation, commas, typing, English words, pretty much everything; unlike this sentence here. Also I learned a lot about octopi.
We are rejecting your work, because everyone knows it's octopi. Oh wait, I just learned it's octopuses. No, wait, octopodes. Here is a video interlude:
So I am rejecting because, as a mathematician, I've decided it should be spelled octoπ.
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection