Dear Dr. V,
Thank you for submitting your abstract on the nomenclature and taxonomy of Croton glabellus L.
I asked our crack Botanical Research Team for their input. They went right to Google and found some photos of what looks to be a rather drab weed with no apparent medicinal or industrial value whatsoever.
I then referred the matter to our crack Orthographic Special Ops team. They pulled out their Scrabble tiles and worked around the clock for a week anagramming Croton glabellus L. Here is the most provocative term they came up with: TROLL UNCLOGS BALE.
It’s not immediately clear what this means, but I think we’re definitely onto something. If our OSO guys come up with anything that justifies publication in the JofUR, we’ll be in touch.
Karl M. Petruso