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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Crack Teams Investigate Weed

Dear Dr. V,

Thank you for submitting your abstract on the nomenclature and taxonomy of Croton glabellus L.

I asked our crack Botanical Research Team for their input. They went right to Google and found some photos of what looks to be a rather drab weed with no apparent medicinal or industrial value whatsoever.

I then referred the matter to our crack Orthographic Special Ops team. They pulled out their Scrabble tiles and worked around the clock for a week anagramming Croton glabellus L. Here is the most provocative term they came up with: TROLL UNCLOGS BALE.

It’s not immediately clear what this means, but I think we’re definitely onto something. If our OSO guys come up with anything that justifies publication in the JofUR, we’ll be in touch.

Karl M. Petruso
Associate Editor

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