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Monday, May 16, 2011

Chuck Norris I

Dear Sirs,

I am wondering if Chuck Norris' papers can be accepted in your journal

Best,
Nikos

Dear Nikos,

That is a very important--and very frightening--question.  To you I am tempted to say, "No," we would stick to our principles and not accept one of Chuck Norris' papers.  However, were Chuck Norris to actually make a submission....  Hm.  It is like when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object.  I am a little worried it would create a singularity.

Best regards,
Caleb

--
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection

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