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Tuesday, April 12, 2011


Dear Prof S.,

Thank you for your submission "SMPs Considered Harmful" to the Journal of Universal Rejection.

We take issue with two points in your document. 

First, you state that your goal is to "improve superblocks."  As my one-year-old can attest, there may be no improvement to superblocks because they are already super.

Next, you state "We also constructed new ambimorphic epistemologies."  That does not seem like an appropriate thing for you to be doing.  Just because you have a PhD does not mean you should actually dabble in Philosophy.  Leave that to the Germans.

Because of these flaws, we have decided to reject your paper.

Best regards,

Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection

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