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Wednesday, April 13, 2011

The Port of Rotterdam

Dear MH,

Thank you for your submission "Tendering Seaport Locations  based on Industrial Clustering " to the Journal of Universal Rejection.

We have carefully polled our readership (that is what took so long) and come to the conclusion that none of them cares a whit about the Port of Rotterdam.  You could say, "They don't give a Rotterdam about that port."

Therefore your paper is rejected.

Best regards,

p.s.  No offense to the the Dutch, Holland, the Kingdom of the Netherlands, the Low Countries, Nederland, etc.  You guys rock, even if you do confuse me.  High fives all around.

Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection

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