Subject: I'm the one
you know it
We reject the notion that you are the one. So are you going to send a submission?
ABSTRACT: somebody shaw be the one
DISCUSSION: I, Lorieri, am the one. (And you know it).
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT: Since you know it, no further information is required.
Thank you for the time spent.
Lorieri, the one and PhD of nothing.
Dear The One,
O great one, thank you for your submission to the Journal of Universal Rejection. You make a convincing argument that you are the one. I feel myself being irresistibly drawn to the opinion that you are the one (see, for example, my salutation). However, we must let you know that we cannot publish your paper.
Caleb the Cipher
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection
Thanks a lot ! For the patience and your time !
I was anxious wondering if I could have the disgrace of the approval.
Now I am in peace.