Rejection letters, correspondence, and miscellanea from the otherwise empty annals of the Journal of Universal Rejection.

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Saturday, April 2, 2011

Monkey at the Keyboard

The monkey at the keyboard should not be allowed to make decisions.  We have relegated him to the back room and are teaching him to be a sous chef.  And we are reverting to our original title: the Journal of Universal Rejection, our original logo, and most importantly our original mission: to reject any and all submissions regardless of quality.  Please disregard yesterday's posts.


  1. Dear Editor;
    If I can get a rejection from the Journal of Universal Acceptance, you can get me an acceptance from the Journal of Universal Rejection????