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Sunday, April 24, 2011

Improbable

Dear Prof. B., et. al.,

Thank you for your submission to the Journal of Universal Rejection.

After a thorough and penetrating review we have decided to reject your manuscript.  This is because you appear to have not gotten the proper IRB approval to probe zinc antimonides with X-ray photoelectron spectroscopy.  Did you even take the antimonide's feelings into consideration at all? 

(Our own review would have been shorter, but we did seek out the IRB approval for our own penetrating review of your paper.)

Best regards,
Caleb

--
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection

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