Dear Dr. C.,
Thank you for submitting to the Journal of Universal Rejection. We've managed to squeeze in a look at your paper.
Before I can give you a decision on the paper, I have a question. You write about "the discovery of large gamma-ray emitting bubbles extending above and below the centre of the Milky Way." I was wondering about eating breakfast. Sometimes when I eat cereal for breakfast, there is some milk left in the bottom of my bowl. And I'll purloin a straw from my son's stash and blow bubbles in the milk like a carefree lad.
My question is this: Is there any chance that my playful behaviour could be releasing dangerous gamma-rays? And if so, is it possible to aim these specifically at certain neighbors? (Namely the ones with the solar-cells on their roofs.)
Thank you for your time. Please get back to me ASAP.
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection