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Thursday, April 21, 2011

Credit Card Offers

Dear Dr. C.,

I am afraid that we cannot add you to the editorial board. Although it is true that before becoming Editor-in-Chief of this, the most prestigious and crotchety Journal in the world, all I had rejected were some students' requests to turn in their homework late and several credit card offers, at this point we would not want such a novice on our board.  In your letter you admit that you were in key positions to reject and yet failed to pull the trigger.  How could we trust you with the editorial reins of our Journal?

Plus, we already have several medical types on our board.  I'm sure they (or any other of our esteemed editors) could handle medical genetics.

Best regards,

Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection


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