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Monday, April 18, 2011

The Cosmonaut

Dear Yuri,

Thank you very much for your submission to the Journal of Universal Rejection.

We appreciate your contribution to the study of how much of the body scheme occurs at the level of the spinal cord.  Although your paper seems somewhat interesting, you seem to have ignored the fact that we live in 3-dimensional Euclidean space and did not discuss the up/down dimension.  Our referees demand that you replicate your study aboard the International Space Station.  Without that we will certainly not publish your work.

Best regards,
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection

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