Editor's Note: We received a "roses are red" poem from Naomi. At the end of the poem, she claimed to have "thrown [our] magazine in the toilet."
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Your poem is rejected
And so are you*
* Though we're only saying that now because you hurt our feelings.
Were you out of toilet paper? I mean I almost cried.
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection