I would like you to consider my TPDU (Toilet Paper Dispensing Unit) efficiency paper for publication.
The following the abstract of my paper:
TPDU's are used every day in many of the countries around the world. They are sometimes positioned to allow the client to dispense from the top, and sometimes from the bottom. Another less common method is the have them dispense vertically, and then they are described as wall and anti-wall dispensers. This paper will show that there is a greater wiping efficiency and less TPDU waste with the top/anti-wall dispensers. Pictures have been taken both of many dispensers, but also pics of the wiping efficiency.
I have over 33 years of TPDU usage experience, and also more experience with my 2 sons both of which I taught the joys of TPDU usage. If you would like to know more, please contact me and I will send the entire paper with references, pictures, videos, etc.
Thank you for the consideration.
BS, PhD, and MA in Bowel Clearing Studies.
(Note the acronyms after my name are not to be confused with accredited degrees, they are BS- BullShit, PhD-Piled Higher and Deeper, MA-Master of Ass)