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Friday, March 4, 2011

Lord of the Traffic Lights

Dear Erin,

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Thank you for your submission "I Like Traffic Lights."

I, too, like traffic lights.  When I'm walking down a big hill with a traffic light at the bottom, I like to try to walk at exactly the right rate so that when I arrive at the pole and push the little "Walk" button, the traffic light switches right away and I get to walk across the crosswalk.  It's like having great power.

Unfortunately I must tell you that your submission has been rejected for publication in our Journal.  Don't take it too hard; it's just a policy we have.

Best regards,

Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection

1 comment:

  1. Great Post!!!!... I Like it. Thanks For sharing very useful information about Traffic lights, also known as traffic signals, traffic lamps and traffic control accessories, are signalling devices positioned at road intersections, pedestrian crossings, and other locations to control flows of traffic.