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I, too, like traffic lights. When I'm walking down a big hill with a traffic light at the bottom, I like to try to walk at exactly the right rate so that when I arrive at the pole and push the little "Walk" button, the traffic light switches right away and I get to walk across the crosswalk. It's like having great power.
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