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Sunday, March 13, 2011

E-voting

Dear Dr. F.,

Thank you for submitting your paper on e-voting technology to the Journal of Universal Rejection.  We set up an e-voting system to see whether your paper should be accepted or not.  That took awhile.  Then the results came in.  It turns out that our system has elected G.W.Bush, but rejected your paper.

Best regards,
Caleb

--
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Editor-in-Chief
Journal of Universal Rejection

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