We pitted your submission "Properties of Voting Procedures" head-to-head with every other submission and it did not win any of those battles. We have dubbed your paper the "Condorcet Loser." Sorry to have to let you know this; it must be hard to hear. Also, we are rejecting your submission. But we hear you are used to withstanding hardships (such as your children's tragic death in that house-collapse, or the time you were covered with boils) so I doubt you will complain much about this.
-- Caleb Emmons, PhD Editor-in-Chief Journal of Universal Rejection