Thank you for submitting "Studying Memory in Children and Adolescents with Bipolar Disorder" to the Journal of Universal Rejection.
Sorry it's taken so long to get back to you. I was never able to sit down for more than two seconds and take a look at your document. I kept losing focus and running from task to task and banging the cymbals. Then I was off buying that convertible and racing around. The next week I felt very sad and barely left my darkened room. I couldn't even remember that I had articles to reject. But now I'm feeling pretty jazzed again, and I found your paper. Therefore your paper is rejected.
Caleb Emmons, PhD
Journal of Universal Rejection